What The Fuck, Donnie?

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 

Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.

Not all Muslims are terrorists.

Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

blvckshogun:

theairtonight:

venus-meanest:

pas-une-ange:

relevant

People love to forget Michael Jackson’s blackness

people love to think that Michael Jackson forgot his blackness

People love to pretend to forget that Michael Jackson’s autopsy results showed that he DID have a skin disease and never “dyed” his skin.

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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swinton:

a haiku for filmmakers who set their films in mexico:

your mexico film

better not be about drugs

i swear to god bro

stumpjpg:

i’ve been a fall out boy fan long enough to know that whenever they’re on tv or radio and the announcer says “we’ll be right back with fall out boy” they will not be right back. good luck

dennys:

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.
His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

dennys:

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.

His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

→ http://blog.dennys.com/post/96997624891/monday-is-not-your-enemy-its-not-the-reason

dennys:

Monday is NOT your enemy. Its not the reason youre tired, or dont feel like going to school/work. It isnt the reason you didnt get enough coffee, or a scapegoat to blame for that 8:30 am meeting. Monday exists and thats it. Monday is what you make of it. If you make it a crutch…


I Kissed A Boy (feat. Fall Out Boy)
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I Kissed A Boy - Single
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the-whole-world-knows-my-name:

i kissed a boy and i liked it

got all the honey’s in the club excited

i kissed a boy just to start shit

and homeboy was not about it

welcome to tha new administration

punkfob:

The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

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